Tesla's Dystopic Nannies

Oct 28

The new Tesla robot will watch you sleep overnight and monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns, and it will also protect you from any home invasions.

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Oct 28Liked by Frank Arriola

Not for me, brother

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Oct 28Author

Haha!

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